{"title":"Happy Bottom Bum Butter","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"happy-bottom-bum-butter-100g","title":"Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter 100g","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharlie says.... \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm \/ bum butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural ingredients.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan as hell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFemale friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes not repel sharks or polar bears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by two great people in their kitchen, just up the road from my shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEndorsed and used by real pro cyclists:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLee Cragie\u003c\/strong\u003e our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMarkus Stitz\u003c\/strong\u003e who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLance Bumstrong\u003c\/strong\u003e the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lance.bumstrong\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lance.bumstrong\u003c\/a\u003e )\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKaren Darke\u003c\/strong\u003e winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReview... Jo Burt at road.cc really liked it to. Read the review here... \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/road.cc\/content\/review\/215928-bikemongers-happy-bottom-bum-butter\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttp:\/\/road.cc\/content\/review\/215928-bikemongers-happy-bottom-bum-butter\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Happy Bottom Bum Butter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51609900319051,"sku":"210000007615","price":22.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/8377\/1979\/files\/vegan-cycling-chamois-butter-100g-2.jpg?v=1750590693"},{"product_id":"happy-bottom-bum-butter-10g","title":"Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter 10g","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharlie says.... \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm \/ bum butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural ingredients.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan friendly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVegan as hell.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFemale friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes not repel sharks or polar bears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by two great people in their kitchen, just up the road from my shop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEndorsed and used by real pro cyclists:\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLee Cragie\u003c\/strong\u003e our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMarkus Stitz\u003c\/strong\u003e who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLance Bumstrong\u003c\/strong\u003e the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lance.bumstrong\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lance.bumstrong\u003c\/a\u003e )\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKaren Darke\u003c\/strong\u003e winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReview... 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